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Rincewind in Harry Potter would be a squib.

The Librarian when they try to go in the Restricted Section:

Librarian: Oook

Ron: Why is there a monkey in here?

Librarian: Oook

Hermione: The librarian being an orangutan was never mentioned in Hogwarts: A History

Librarian: OOOK

Harry: I think it (sorry, he (sorry, esteemed orangutan)) wants us to leave.

Fred and George: An orangutan in a library? Why didn’t WE think of that?

Hagrid: Isn’t he so sweet?

Luna: Did you know, Librarianus Orangutanus is actually rather common. In fact, this Librarian is actually Voldemort, who accidentally got transfigured irreversibly when he visited the Zoo whilst babysitting the England Quidditch team captain’s nephew.

Umbridge: Now, write: ‘I will not say oook’

Librarian: OOOK

Honestly, there are so many more you could do.