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Elenor of Tsort was supposedly the most beautiful woman in the world during the time of the Tsortean Wars. Having been kidnapped (either from or by the Ephebian- sources vary), the Ephebian army conducted a ten-year siege of Tsort in the hopes of rescuing her. Once she was saved, however, she was discovered, not only to have not liked it in Ephebe, but to be the plump mother of several children, with the beginnings of a moustache.

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