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Here n'now is possibly the worst thief in the world, little above a Beggar. He will steal something, openly and ineptly, purely to get arrested and get a nice cosy cell for the night and a meal with named meat in it. The City Watch are perfectly happy with this arrangement, as Here'n'now is also a fantasist of epic proportions. Once in a cell, he will indignantly deny that the deBris gang, for instance, were behind the break-in at Vortin's gem-dealers, as everyone knows he did it, don't listen to them trolls! This sort of inadvertent informing is as gold to the watch, who cherish and look after him. He obviously takes his name from the expression 'living in the here and now' because he doesn't do much thinking about anything beyond the immediate present.

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