Rewriting article[]
Okay, we don't want to copy Wikipedia articles if not necessary, and since i've been doing Assassins, i might as well rewrite the Guild. I'll make sure to leave valuable information as it is, and to add updated ones (there is so much that needs to be updated) Lucynickbakura (talk) 13:01, March 13, 2016 (UTC)
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Noted Inhumations[]
| Inhumer | Client | Method |
|---|---|---|
| Lady Prill | Moon King of Brindisi | Poisoned Horsehair Sofa |
| Guillaume Dire[1] | Olerve The Bastard (King of Sto Lat)[2] | Crossbow |
| Hon. Stanley Crabshaw | Quirm Road bandits | Teaspoon |
| Sir Guy de Taupinier | King Guillaume le Rouge | Dead Mole |
| Dr de Colleuse | Emperor of Brindisi | Roll of Wallpaper |
| Grand Vizier of El Salu | Emir of El Kaound | Frozen Mackerel |
| Lord Robert Selachii, Mr Sendivoge and others | Patricio, Despot of Quirm[3] | unspecified |
| Mr W.W. Robertson | Duke of Sto Kerrig | Drowned in a Butt of Best Brandy |
| Mr Trefor Frame | Mr Edwin Cardly | Exploding Privy |
| H.K. Smarter | Kang, Lord of Agatea | Jigsaw Puzzle |
| J.C.R. Wiggs, P.M.T. Wiggs, S.T.D. Wiggs, B.S.E. Wiggs, Jocasta Wiggs (latest) |
Count Dragoul von Salic of Uberwald (vampire) | unspecified |
| unspecified | Nersh the Lunatic[4] | unspecified |
| unspecified | Giggling Lord Smince[4] | unspecified |
| Jonathan Teatime | Sir George | Beheaded under uncertain circumstances |
| Havelock Vetinari | Homicidal Lord Winder | Fear |
Open commissions[]
| Name | Amount | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| The Hogfather | AM$3,000,000[5] | Has expired (original contract called for the inhumation to occur within 3 days)[5] Not paid in money as such (blank gold discs) |
| Lord Vetinari | AM$1,000,000[6] | Officially delisted[7] |
| Rincewind | AM$950,000[1] | |
| Samuel Vimes | AM$940,000 and rising[1] | Officially delisted[7] |
| Moist von Lipwig | AM$100,000[8] | Only to be fulfilled if Moist failed in the duty left to him by Mrs Lavish[8] |
| Duck Man | AM$132,000[1] | |
| Nobby Nobbs | AM$4.31[1] | Believed to be a joke by some of the Watch[1] |
| Foul Ole Ron | One groat[1] | |
| Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler | Tuppence | Price given by one Assassin (Lord Robert Selachii) to another (his apprentice) whilst pursuing Dibbler's associates, the Band With Rocks In, in Soul Music (see below). The response given was "It's certainly tempting--" |
| Band With Rocks In
(Imp y Celyn, Glod, & Lias/Cliff) |
Never disclosed | Mentioned in Soul Music. Contract was taken out by the Musicians' Guild but no price referred to. The Assassins' Guild decided to no longer entertain the contract, and refunded the fee. |
- "Officially delisted" means that, while the Guild has priced these people as "clients", it now refuses to accept contracts on them, on the grounds that their deaths would destabilise the city, endangering the Guild itself, which is obviously against the interests of the Guild. In the case of Vimes this is the official excuse with the truth being that the guild is fed up with its members returning from attempts beaten up, sent to foreign lands, burnt by dragons or just dead.
See also[]
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VvAnarchangelvV (talk) 05:12, November 9, 2019 (UTC)
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Vimes was still listed during the events of The Fifth Elephant but it was revealed that no one would take the job when it was offered shortly before the events of this book. - ↑ 8.0 8.1 Template:Cite book